Letter from the CountWelcome my little keyboard wizards to my home page! My ... what a wonderful neck you have ... er ... I mean ... you're quite appealing ... did you know that?
If you're not located in New York City -- the big Apple -- I can't ask you to tune in, but you can always join me here. Write in! Send me your pictures! We'll post the best along with my advice for the forlorn.
Can't Get a DATE???
So you can't get a date!!! What a pity!!! You aren't alone. I am here to help! We may not be able right away to get you a date with a member of the human species but then Rome wasn't built in a day either. What do you want ... miracles???
Mistresses of the NIGHT!
On the following web pages I've selected some of my darling little mistresses of the night, complete with their dossiers. You must be 21 to enter ... if not .. you can just dream.
For the rest of you, I've posted some home photos of my family. Verrrrry appealing to the LA 'Dead Set I'm told!' Also ... com ing will be letters that you lonely hearts have sent us ... plus ... items you've mailed here to the station and a veritable smorgasbord of information that will make your life a living hell ... er ... I mean ... more fun.
So stay tuned! Add us to your hit list .... and I don't mean as in HIT!!!! We've tried to keep this page simple for the thousands of our unconventional viewers WHO HAVE DEEMED IT NECESSARY TO USE UNCONVENTIONAL VIEWERS!!!
So, until you get Netscape ... we'll keep it simple!
**** NOTE for Bodacious Contessas!
The Count is always looking for a few good Bodacious women to appear on Count Devio's Midnight Snack. If you feel you're up to snuff, live in the Manhattan area, drop the Count a little note along with your photo and your interests.
Copyright © 1996
This Home Page was created by Seductress Melissa Tuesday, January 16, 1996
Most recent revision was way before your time!!!
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